Thank you, Skype
...for enabling the marvelous long phone call with my beloved Joe who is in the foothills of Himalayas enjoying the charms of Darjeeling. It appears that these consist of excellent tea EVERYWHERE, much relaxing reading of books, strolling about, a lovely hotel with an attentive butler (which is odd, but sort of pleasant), and the prospect of exciting views on a trip tomorrow morning.
The rest of the call was mostly sappy endearments and I shall spare you, dear reader, other than to remark again what truly excellent taste I have in men.
